That’s right, y’all. Yesterday she was a fairy. Today she’s professional wrestler, actor, television personality, and musician (really??) Terry Gene Bollea. What can I say? We’re raising a renaissance woman.
First we cut the sleeves and hem off a yellow t-shirt.
Then I hand-lettered the Hulkamania logo with a couple of sharpies, as seen above.
I found this beauty at Goodwill:
…and let’s be honest. Nobody knows what Poly Earth Day 2011 means, nor will they buy and wear this ugly tie-dyed shirt, so I didn’t feel even a little bit bad about turning the back of it into a bandana.
She put on her red pirate shoes and some yellow shorts (also from Goodwill), I used one of the chopped-off sleeves for the finishing touch which David taped to her upper lip, and voila! Mini Hulk Hogan!
Best. Costume. Ever.
I kept squealing in delight because it’s just so hilarious and precious and maybe a little bit inappropriate but I don’t even care.
And I tell you what, brother: either she we are the worst parents ever and she is going to hate us for this some day, or we are the coolest parents ever and she will get a kick out of this when she’s old enough to understand what’s going on.
I’m leaning toward the latter.
t-shirt: $3
shorts: $2
t-shirt turned bandana: $3
shoes: already owned
total cost: $8
Pack 160 says
i love it. -shelby
Jen says
Me too, dude. Me too.
Jolena says
Best.Costume.Ever! Seriously it's so creative and so close to reality. 🙂 Can't wait to see the others.
Jen says
It's that blonde hair. We can't not take advantage of it!
Russell Family says
hahahahahahahahahaha. I seriously can't stop laughing. She looks cute even in a boy costume! You guys are hilarious.
Jen says
Thank you. Thank you. We'll be here all night.
Lydia says
It will definitely be the latter. This ensemble is way to genius not to appreciate.
Jen says
I sure hope so. I will have failed as a mother if she doesn't someday realize how rad it is.
Mr. Ricks says
that's awesome. nothing says classy quite like señor hogan.
Jen says
And we're nothing over here if not classy.