Here are a few songs David and I have recently, uh, repurposed for Margot’s entertainment. Okay, also for our own entertainment. If you notice a common theme in most of them, keep in mind that one of Margot’s current and most frequently used nicknames is Fatso.
Name that tune, y’all.
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She’s up all night till the sun.
I’m up all night. It’s not fun.
She’s up all night to get some.
I’m up all night ’cause she’s hungry.
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All the giant babies! All the giant babies! All the giant babies put your hands up…oh wait you can’t ’cause you’re too fat.
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She’s got baby fat, baaaby fat that’s for sure.
She’s a chunker like you’ve never seen before.
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I can’t stand that you’re such a crier.
Let me grab your pacifier.
Let me grab your pacifier!
Let me grab your pacifier!
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When I sit in my spot this is what I see
All the other people are staring at me
I got extra rolly thighs and I aint afraid to show it show it show it
I’m chunky and I know it.
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle yeah!
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle yeah!
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Chunk-a-lunk chunk-a-lunk
She’s the fattest one, dontcha know
I’m gonna tickle her on her toes
Chunk-a-lunk a chunk-a-lunk
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(Also, seriously, if you can list each real song we’ve now ruined, you could win a prize. Just sayin’.)
Poor baby. She's going to be labeled for life. I'm just going to call her Precious!
Whatever. Fat babies are the best babies.
I am DYING laughing lol this just made the best lunch read ever.
You're welcome. 🙂
I can name 4 out of the 6. And oddly enough, #4 and #6 are the ones that have me stumped. It is late, so maybe with a refreshed mind in the morning I will figure it out.
P.S. Fat babies ARE the best.
Have Adam help with #4. He may know it. And #6 is kind of obscure so don't feel bad if you can't find it.