It is too hot to do anything except:
- lay in your underwear in front of a fan with the AC cranked way up
- wallow in a pool somewhere, preferably in the shade
- pretend to look for a snack in the fridge (but secretly you’re just breathing in the cool air and a little bit trying to dry off your sweaty face)
- put ice cubes in your cleavage and ignore the fact that that’s maybe kind of weird and/or inappropriate
- eat ice cream for every meal. Not with. For.
- make someone else go get you a cherry limeade from Sonic because it is too hot to get in the car and drive anywhere but limeades are delicious and refreshing
- count down the days till you get to escape to cooler climes and hope that when you get back monsoon season is infinitely better than it was last year
My sweat is sweaty. Why is it not October yet?
So theoretically it should be cooler here, right? Forecast for tomorrow is 105 and we've been under a burn ban for a month now (see you, 4th of July fireworks). Everything is crisped and dead. EVERYTHING. What is up with this crazy weather this year?!
Seriously. It's miserable. I just want to wear a cardigan without getting heat rash. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Sorry that you are in the heat. We have had the start of monsoon season this whole week. Hot mornings and rainy after noons. Cant wait to see you this weekend. 🙂
I hope we don't get rained out on Saturday. Much as I love monsoon season, I'm really looking forward to our pool party!
Not to mention the freaky skies reminiscent of an episode of Doctor Who called "The Poison Sky" that we watched last night, and ended up sort of living, thanks to the sad sad wildfires just over the mountain. It is awfully hot and snowing ash here. Even at Wildwood. Sad summer.
Boo, wildfires. Hooray, Doctor Who!
You just gave me a few ideas of how to cool off! Let's just say the swamp cooler isn't cutting it for this 7-month prego mama. I particularly like the ice cube down the cleavage idea. 🙂