Little do they know, she thought slyly, that I’m about to poop so spectacularly that my mom will seriously consider breastfeeding me until I’m potty trained. Excellent.
Pretty much, I would have countered, had I known what was awaiting me in a few minutes’ time. Either that or potty train you NOW so I never have to change another diaper for you again.
Moral of the story: solid-food-and-breastmilk poops that have been percolating for 48 hours are both impressive and foul beyond all foulness. THE MORE YOU KNOW
Just wait, my friend, just wait. That is all I will say except for one more word: TODDLERS.
you ain't seen nothin' yet, Jen. LoL.