Oh hi!

Look, I’m sorry my mom hasn’t been posting very often lately.

She says it’s my fault.
But I’m like, “Woman, please. Don’t even start with me.”

And then she apologizes and I’m like, “I forgive you. Let’s hug it out.”

But you know what? She’s totally right. Have you seen me? I’m freaking adorable. She can’t help but choose me over the internet. It’s all part of my secret plan to take over the world, one smitten fan at a time.
I’m a genius. An evil–but precious!–genius.

Look, I’m sorry my mom hasn’t been posting very often lately.

She says it’s my fault.

But I’m like, “Woman, please. Don’t even start with me.”

And then she apologizes and I’m like, “I forgive you. Let’s hug it out.”

But you know what? She’s totally right. Have you seen me? I’m freaking adorable. She can’t help but choose me over the internet. It’s all part of my secret plan to take over the world, one smitten fan at a time.

Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
Mila's hilarious. She must get it from David.
Rach: Any time, friend.
Kelli: Of course. He's totally the comedian in the family.
Oh geez, my husband and I were rolling on the floor laughing at this. Thanks for making my evening!
I needed a good laugh with a precious, evil genius. Thanks.
"Woman, please." I am dying.
Jo: So glad we could entertain!
Mom: Any time.
Lydia: That eyebrow kills me every time.
Oh my goodness, she is so adorable!
this baby is already a child prodigy-stand-up comedian style. perfect, we really could use one of those in the family
cute cute cute pictures!!! she is a doll!