Mila is, as always, hilarious (and a little creepy sometimes), but Margot is definitely stepping up her game these days. Por ejemplo…
After David made them a strawberry banana smoothie:
Mila: “It’s pink.”
David: “Yup.”
Mila: “Pink like skin.”
David: …
Running into the living room every night after her bath:
Margot: “Nakie buns Nahgo!”
Telling me about her doll:
Mila: “My baby was born in Be-ethlehem, just like Baby Jesus. It’s right next to sugar flum berry land. In my room.”
Counting:
Margot: “One two fee, Heavy Fadder in a box, Dada, beebo, heawt.”
Dancing with her arms spread wide and her head tipped back:
Mila: “Shake it! Shake it! Shake it like a piggy bank! My mouth is the part where you put the money in, see?”
First thing in the morning:
Margot: “What we do today mama?”
Me: “I don’t know. What do you want to do?”
Margot: “Um…a libee (library) and a dancing pawty!”
Practicing writing her letters:
Mila: “K-I-L stands for baby.”
Me and David: …
Hitting me in the face:
Me: “Hey! No! Don’t hit me! Be soft to Mama!”
Margot: gently grabs my boob “Sofff. Sofff.”
Me: …
Talking to each other in the back seat of my car:
Margot: “Ah done honey!”
Mila: “I’m Mila.”
Margot: “Ah done honey!”
Mila: “I’m MILA!”
Margot: “Ah done honey!”
Mila: “I’m not honey! You can’t eat me cause I’m a Mila!”
Margot: “Iss okay honey.”
Mila: …
It’s constant slapstick comedy over here. I never know who’s supposed to be the straight man, but I’m sure enjoying it.
I love your children. They are amazing human beings.
I completely and whole-heartedly agree. Can't wait for you to have your own to keep you entertained.
bahahahahahhahaah this made my monday worth it.
"gently grabs my boob"
Hahahaha